Becka needs a blog!

My friend Becka is hilarious, and not doing anything with her life right now. Clearly, she needs a blog. Until she finally shuts up and starts it, I will be using this blog to record the things she says. Maybe enough people will agree with me that she'll be convinced!

First quotes of the blog:
[Stretching into an awkward contortion] "Are you seduced yet?....I tried to do a sexy pose but my back fat is folding over itself."

"You're just like...laughing and typing really fast and staring at me..." [She's onto me!]