Wednesday, March 2, 2011

Trader Joe's

Yesterday, Becka and I went to Trader Joe's, because I really needed to get groceries. She's been a great friend to have around for running errands and keeping me productive. This is because those are, and I quote, "The highlights of [Becka's] day!" Maybe if she had a blog to work on, she wouldn't be so excited to do things like going grocery shopping and watching me clean my house. Anyways, we walked through the store, and I picked out a bunch of stuff I needed, and we commented on things that looked neat or delicious or whatever. You know, grocery conversations. I would like to remind you of how amazing Trader Joe's selection of things is. Their freezer section ALONE is enough to induce euphoria. Although Becka expressed interest in multiple things, the one thing that she was actually excited to buy, out of ALL things Trader Joe's carries, was this:
Yes, it's soap.
Our conversation about it went like this:
Me: Yay, they have those facial cleansing pads I wanted!
Becka (picking up the soap): Is this just...soap? Like, just plain soap and nothing else??
Me:...Yes.
Becka: Oh my gosh! I'm buying this!

Of all things, Rebecca. 

Maybe if Becka had a blog, she could write about how excited she is about this soap. Maybe then, I'd understand!

Tuesday, March 1, 2011

Becka needs a blog!

My friend Becka is hilarious, and not doing anything with her life right now. Clearly, she needs a blog. Until she finally shuts up and starts it, I will be using this blog to record the things she says. Maybe enough people will agree with me that she'll be convinced!

First quotes of the blog:
[Stretching into an awkward contortion] "Are you seduced yet?....I tried to do a sexy pose but my back fat is folding over itself."

"You're just like...laughing and typing really fast and staring at me..." [She's onto me!]